Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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