we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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