Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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