scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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