I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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