3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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