You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
