Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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