Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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