I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
we're so committed to being not committed
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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