Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We named our party play list daddy issues
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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