you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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