Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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