Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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