people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Your cock deserves a montage
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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