My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Randomize
