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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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