Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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