Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
the liver wants what the liver wants
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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