It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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