you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You're like the curious george of whores
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Randomize
