Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I deserve this hangover.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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