Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
is it fun? or sober?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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