Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
