Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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