her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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