whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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