what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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