I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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