Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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