Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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