on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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