Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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