come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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