I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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