What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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