Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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