it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We have started to decorate penises.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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