Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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