I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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