walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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