when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
