Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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