She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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