But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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