A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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