If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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