you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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