Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
barbara walters just said penis...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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