You surviving the open bar?
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Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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